at sushi bar when guy with 4 cell phones and hair bigger and longer than Janet Jackson's back in the day, saddles up to the bar with a big entrance. He throws all the phones on the bar and is talking loudly using a blue tooth. Sushi chefs totally annoyed. Patrons totally annoyed. My comic friend and I totally annoyed.....
We ignore and continue our conversation about going on tour and which gigs are good.....discussing accomodations etc. Big hair rocker guys pipes in: "Yeah....I was on tour back in the day. I replaced the musician who fried in that Great White concert fire. We tour to the south and would always smell the pillows and could tell if a N@##%*S had been there." ...Everyone stopped eating and looked at the moron who was obviously stuck in 1952.....he then continued with: "I think we even became more popular after the fire." Still no response by anyone at the bar, just embarrassment silence for him. So I spoke up:: "Wow, what a way to go....not the burning to death thing, but at a Great White concert?:" Check please!.
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