Wednesday, January 5, 2011

A Favor....

Why is it when someone asks a favor and you say "no". they get angry.  If you're gonna ask, be prepared for to not be granted. Plus, some people give to many favors.  Do me a favor.  Can I ask a favor?  Sure, but chances are I'm gonna say no.  I met favor quota today.

Gonna go film a cooking show.  I am making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I should have chosen toast.  And I gotta go find a chef's hat.  Maybe a restaurant would do me a favor and let me borrow one. Really not necessary. Cut off stockingw would work. I wonder if hosiery will ever make a comeback.  Hose.  Panty hose used to be a staple in a lot of womens' attire. I wonder if anyone reading this is as bored as I am right now.

Last night I performed in a stand up show which was followed by stripper karoake.Yes strippers swung on a pole while I sang "Can't Take My Eyes Off of You"....which was not awkward at all.  Ahem! Then a homeless man came in with a bedroll and smelled like grandmas bathroom but had nice shoes.....which begged the question: Is this your first day being homeless? Everyone has a first day at something.   Do me a favor, don't be to harsh....and stay tuned the blogs may get better.

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